On the legend Rajinikanth’s 71st birthday, here are some Rajini- jokes that we love. Read to see his reaction to them!

There is megastar Rajnikanth whose on and off screen image is lauded and celebrated the world across and then there are jokes on him that will make you smile. While Twitter is exploding with wishes for the “Thalaiva,” on his  71st birthday, we bring to you some of his jokes that are very popular.

In fact his daughters reveals that he listens to these jokes and has this reaction. “He hears them, smiles and moves on,” she laughs. And which is his daughter Aishwarya’s favourite? “There was one recently about demonetisation: When Rajinikanth goes to the bank to deposit money, the banks need to show him their ID.”

Rajinikanth’s daughter Soundarya says people create jokes on her father as they believe he can do the “impossible”. That’s why the family takes the humour in a lighter vein”.

Here are some iconic jokes on the superstar that are only growing in number every year!

  1. Once Rajinikanth bunked a whole day in school…..! Since then that day is known as…………. Sunday!!!!!!!!! !!!!

2.  Rajinikanth’s next movie is called Twitter. He plays 140 characters.

3.. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

4. Rajinikanth once wrote his biography. The book is known as The Guinness Book of World Records.

5. Rajinikanth uses Ambuja cement as tooth powder

6. Rajinikanth can eat dosa with chopsticks.

7. When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he saw two missed calls from Rajinikanth.

8.Only Rajini sir knows the exact number of stars in the sky.

9.Rajinikanth once had a race with light. Light came third. Rajini’s shadow was second.

10 Once a farmer used Rajinikanth’s picture as a scarecrow in his field, and guess what…the birds even brought back the grain they stole last year.

11 Rajinikanth’s Grade 6 notes are now known as Wikipedia.

12 The ice age ended when Rajinikanth lost his cool.

And the best one… Rajnikant doesn’t age. Time does!


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